Mother Nature is a Fracking B*tch!!

April 24, 2008 · Posted in Rambles · 1 Comment 

I hope everyone enjoyed their summer. Yes, I said enjoyed. Did you miss it? It was last week; beautiful temperatures, sunny skies, and the snow almost melted completely away. Alas, it is over and winter is here once again. It is currently dumping snow. The wind is howling and it is friggin’ cold outside. Al Gore can take his Global Warming and shove it up his sizeable ass!

Update:
It is now 7:30PM and the wind has picked up. The house actually shudders with some of the gusts. And it is a complete blizzard. Perhaps this is the beginning of the next Ice Age. There is one week left in April and if this keeps up, I may have to shovel snow tomorrow. We might have two months of summer this year. I am not happy.

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Spring Fever

April 4, 2008 · Posted in Rambles · Comment 

There’s two types of Spring Fever. One type is an affliction that begins to take hold sometime in March. The days get longer, the temperatures warmer, snow begins to melt. Birds that have been gone all winter return to stake out their summer roosts. The list of projects to be completed once the ‘weather is better’ gets longer and longer. You can’t wait to throw open all of the windows to purge the house of its stale winter air. Shake out the rugs and chase the dust out of the corners. Any day now the trees will start to bud. Any-day-now. One morning you will wake up, look out the window and the hillside will show the slightest tint of green. We won’t even get into the gardening. Waiting for those first tulips to pop up can make you go mad. That my friends is Spring Fever.
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